From Trick Stair by Lyra_Silvertongue2: “Snape! Oh, no! We’re missing Potions!” “Aw, dammit! This was a really important lesson!” “I know! We were supposed to learn about Unclogging Potions!” “I was going to throw a dungbomb in Potter’s potion! I had special permission!” “This is awful!” {Hermione exclaimed.] “I know!” [Draco] “I’m going to act like we didn’t just agree, Granger.”[Draco, upon realising he agreed with Hermione.]' ~ ~ ~ § '"--upon the seat of a bicycle built--for twoooooooooo! Um...oh yeah! Here we come a wassailing among the leaves so green!" [Draco, as Hermione pinches him.] "Oh, God, no, anything but Christmas Carols. Malfoy, know how my hand is right there?!" [Hermione] "Ow!" Louder. "Love and joy come to you, and to you your--" "Know where my hand could easily be if you continue singing?" "..." High-pitched. "You'd do that?" "Think about it, Malfoy. How well do you really know me?" "Let's see, you're a stuck-up, stupid, bookworm, Mudblooded Gryff--OW!" "Next one won't just be your leg." "Chapter two: Conclusion. Do not attempt singing at Granger unless wearing appropriate bodily protection." ~ ~ ~ '"I'm a prefect, Granger. It's my duty to know the names of--" [Draco] "Yeah, but--you haven't ever called me anything but my last name. I've always felt like I was in the army or something, you yelling insults at me and only saying my last name." [Hermione] "And what would I be? Your drill sergeant? I'll have you doing push-ups for that slap you gave me in third year." [Draco] Snort. "Was that a laugh, Granger? Funny, I thought friends of Harry Potter didn't laugh at Slytherins." [Draco] "Are you promoting Inter-House Unity now, too? Yes, I did laugh, if you must know." [Hermione] "And why would perfect Hermione Granger laugh at evil Slytherin Draco Malfoy, if I may ask?" "Because that must be the first time I've ever heard you make a joke that wasn't at the expense of another person." "...Technically , it was at the expense of you."' ~ ~ ~ From April Fools! by inadaze22: “You want to talk? Okay, fine! Let’s talk about why I come back from Paris and my kitchen looks like it’s been targeted by terrorists! Let’s talk about why my living room—why are your trousers draped over the telly? Is that the iron? Were you ironing your trousers on the telly? I can’t even believe—there’s food caked into my carpet! What the—” my voice lowers, “So help me—you better fix this, Draco Malfoy, and you better fix it right now because I’m tempted to re-enact the day Harry blew up his aunt!” [Hermione] “Will you just let—?” [Draco] ~ ~ ~ From Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies: ** “MALFOY, I’M GONNA KILL YOU!” Not exactly the friendliest phrase in the world. Besides, it was too early in the day to be killing people. ~ ~ ~
'“I’ll have House Unity with everyone but you." [Hermione]
"Yeah, I could just see you cozying up to Snape.” [Draco]
** “I—” [Draco]